Monday, January 18, 2010

Ass On the Ground, Or: I Have Impr-r-r-o-o-o-ved It

The possibilities for writing parodies based on "Pants On the Ground" aren't limitless...but damned if we can't get close! Opening salvo....

Beer in the glass
Beer in the glass
Drinkin’ like a fool with your beer in the glass

With the pint to your mouth
Legs turned sideways
Ass hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ downtown then your ass’s on the ground

Get it up, hey!
Get your beer in the glass
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ talkin’ with no beer in the glass.

Get it up, hey!
Get that beer on the glass
Lookin’ like a fool with no beer in the glass.


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